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A biased look on the GDPR

The EU's General Data Protection Regulation GDPR continues to be disputed, here come the lists of the Pro and Con arguments:

Pro

GDPR. 88 pages of the lawyer's finest, compressed by 9.6 pt EUAlbertina.
GDPR. Multilingual ...
DSGVO. 88 Seiten Glücksgefühle für Daten- und andere Schützer.
RGPD. Règlement Général ...
...

Con

GDPR. The defacto substandard.
GDPR. Flawed beyond belief.
GDPR. Accept any substitute.
GDPR. The cutting edge of obsolescence.
GDPR. The trailing edge of law-making.
GDPR. China's secret weapon.
GDPR. You'll envy the dead.
GDPR. Let it get in your way.
GDPR. The problem for your problem.
GDPR. A mistake carried out to perfection.
GDPR. If it starts sounding right, the courts will fix it.
GDPR. It could be worse, but it'll take time.
GDPR. Simplicity made complex.
GDPR. Flakey and made to stay that way.
GDPR. Complex non-solutions to simple non-problems.
GDPR. A bad idea whose time has come, and gone.
GDPR. It doesn't even sound good when reading aloud.
GDPR. You laugh now, but you'll be laughing harder later.
GDPR. A new concept in abusers legislation.
GDPR. How can something get so bad, so quickly?
GDPR. It could have happened to anybody, however, it always happens to the dumbest first.
GDPR. The art of incompetence.
GDPR. You have nothing to lose but your lunch.
GDPR. When uselessness just isn't enough.
GDPR. More than a mere hindrance, it's a whole new barrier.
GDPR. Built to fall apart.
GDPR. Nullifying centuries of progress.
GDPR. Don't laugh, it could be your thesis project.
GDPR. Why do it right, when you can do it wrong?
GDPR. Live the nightmare.
GDPR. You'll wish we were kidding.
GDPR. Everything you never wanted in a law, and more.
GDPR. Dissatisfaction guaranteed.
GDPR. There's got to be a better way.
GDPR. Even your dog won't like it.
GDPR. More than enough rope.
GDPR. Garbage on your paper.
GDPR. The last thing you need besides toothache.
GDPR. Something you can be ashamed of.
GDPR. Warn your friends about it.
GDPR. An accident that couldn't wait to happen.
GDPR. Don't wait for the movie.
GDPR. Never read it after a big meal.
GDPR. Need we say less?
GDPR. Power laws for power losers.
GDPR. A legislative disaster of biblical proportions.
GDPR. More than just a generation behind.
GDPR. The ultimate bottleneck.
GDPR. It's not about the difficulty to make it, it's about how you make it difficult.
GDPR. The regulation preferred by masochists 5 to 1.
GDPR. Built to take on the world ... and lose.
GDPR. Don't try it 'til you've knocked it.
GDPR. Putting new limits on productivity.
GDPR. The closer you look, the cruftier we look.
GDPR. Design by counterexample.
GDPR. No citizen is safe.
GDPR. Falling to new depths of inefficiency.
GDPR. Old-world legislative cruftsmanship at its finest.
GDPR. Gratuitous incomprehensibility.
GDPR. The people's interference of Europe.
GDPR. You can't argue with failure.
GDPR. You haven't died 'til you've read it.
GDPR. The only thing you have to fear.
GDPR. Somewhere between chaos and insanity.
GDPR. The joke that kills.
If it is just, it isn't the GDPR.
The society of yesterday ... tomorrow. GDPR.
Incomprehensibility. Uselessness. Shoddiness. GDPR.
One thousand monkeys. One thousand molehills. One thousand years. GDPR.
 
DSGVO. Daten-Schmarotzer General-Vollmacht.
GVODS. Die Grosse Volks-Daten-Show.

Keywords: datenschutzgrundverordnung

Copyright © Dr. Rolf Jansen - 2018-06-09 02:17:01

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